39 plus vat

So very VERY boring, married (need rescuing by knight in shining armour with huge bank balance and tricky ticker) old woman with 2 kids (Theo aged 16 and Ysabella aged 13) and a barking mad, very OLD, husband - no improvement there. Collection of cats, dead gerbils and absolutely no goldfish whatsoever. Ask me anything else you want to know, and I might tell you.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

5 pence piece

I would have been happy to stick to condoms (less mess after all) but oh, tragedy of tragedies, 'we' now have bruising to whinge and moan about.

"Let's have a look then" I said to Jonathan, thinking that black and blue testicles might be quite amusing. After several minutes of trying to get the lighting right I saw one bruise no bigger than a 5p piece.




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2 Comments:

At 1:45 pm, Blogger Elspeth said...

Hes STILL complaining, mind you they do say men have a lower pain threshold than females....

And I have had to move my blog :(
http://elspeth-in-wonderland.blogspot.com/

 
At 3:07 pm, Blogger Tony B said...

The little ones hurt the most..and it IS a very sensitive area...

 

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