Happy New Year

I hope you all had a good Christmas. Mine wasn't too bad at all really. The egg mayonnaise sandwiches went down a treat and my liver is perfectly pickled in a cocktail of vodka and chablis.

However, whilst I have grudginly returned to Planet Reality, my brain hasn't arrived yet. I have essays to write. I have exams to revise for. I have 7-10 days to deliver the goods. For fuck's sake, how long will my brain be gone?

I really am too old for studying through the night in a panicky cold sweat fuelled by strong black coffee and pro plus (do students still do that these days or have they taken all the good stuff out of them?)

So if anyone finds my brain, please send it back to me asap.