Any volunteers?

I'm off to Italy next Friday for a week. Quite excited. Only ever been to Italy once before on a day trip to Venice.

But there will be a dark cloud on the horizon in the form of a report I have to write for May. I have 3 exams in May - don't mind exams at all, but really, really don't want to do this stupid report. Is there anyone would like to do it for me? I'm sure if it was an original piece of work it wouldn't be plaigarism, I'd just be sub-contracting.

I'm still not smoking, coming up for 8 months now. And how much bloody weight have I put on? Jonathan has piled weight on too. The doctors (3 different ones) have said its only to be expected cos your metabolism slows down but it will probably go again in 18 months or so. I truly don't think we are eating any more but we are drinking a hell of a lot more.

Too early for a sweet sherry?