39 plus vat

So very VERY boring, married (need rescuing by knight in shining armour with huge bank balance and tricky ticker) old woman with 2 kids (Theo aged 16 and Ysabella aged 13) and a barking mad, very OLD, husband - no improvement there. Collection of cats, dead gerbils and absolutely no goldfish whatsoever. Ask me anything else you want to know, and I might tell you.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Behind the times

Despite being drunk I have managed to notice that my kids have got older. No, really, I have. I'm quite clever for an old woman, you know.

So anyway, if I can work out how to do it, I shall update my thing that says I have children who are 12 and 9 cos they are now 14 and 11.

You know, there's no point rushing these things.

Buy me big diamonds

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