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So very VERY boring, married (need rescuing by knight in shining armour with huge bank balance and tricky ticker) old woman with 2 kids (Theo aged 16 and Ysabella aged 13) and a barking mad, very OLD, husband - no improvement there. Collection of cats, dead gerbils and absolutely no goldfish whatsoever. Ask me anything else you want to know, and I might tell you.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Who stole my fish?

Once upon a time we had -

2 ordinary goldfish (Ysabella's)
3 fancy goldfish (mine)
3 minnows (Theo's)

Mine, being in-bred and a bit faulty, died first, although they did last well over a year.

When we were last on holiday, Paul killed Ysabella's monster goldfish.

So, I deduced, as there had been no more deaths, or removal of fish (that any one has 'fessed up to) we had 1 ordinary goldfish and 3 minnows.

How wrong can you be - we only have 1 ordinary goldfish and 2 minnows.

So were the fuck has the other one gone?

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