Bitch
The other side of the stairwell to where I work is the office for another company.
One very recent lunchtime I was returning to work with some new clothes and arrived at the door the same time as 'J' who works for the other company.
'J' - Been treating yourself, have you?
'Me' (feeling justifiably proud) - Yes, I've had to get some new jeans and some trousers because all my others were falling off me.
'J' (winking) - Why? Are the sizes more generous these days?
'Me' (rather cross) - No, actually I've lost over 2 stone and dropped 2 dress sizes
'J' (incredulously) - Have you really?
'Me' - Yes, can't you tell? And its all fallen off me and lodged itself on your big fat arse
Bitch!
5 Comments:
prime bitch in my estimation!
He deserved it!
So what dress size are you now then? :-)
that is CLASS.
Joe, its a hag not a he.
Elspeth, oh yes she is.
Zoe, true confession......I only said the first bit of my last comment to her face, I just shouted the rest out as I got through our office doors - much to the amusement of the receptionist. But next time........
Yeah, course it is, just call me stoopid.
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