Hair for sale.....

Theo had beautiful long, lustrous, ringlet-ty (?), glossy hair with natural auburn highlights. He grew it quite long for a 14 year old boy really, it was almost elbow length. I loved his swishy, curly hair (when it was clean) and when he was in a real good mood he'd let me play with his sausage hair.

He had it all cut off the other day. Actually looks lovely. He's becoming quite a handsme young man.

Jonathan said to ask for the hair back so we could sell it (yup, he's a bit weird,) so she gave me it back in a ponytail in a carrier bag. Suddenly the lovely, always-wanting-to-fiddle-with-it hair has become quite a revolting, gruesome artefact that is languishing in the kitchen.

So, does anybody want to buy this bloody hair?