39 plus vat

So very VERY boring, married (need rescuing by knight in shining armour with huge bank balance and tricky ticker) old woman with 2 kids (Theo aged 16 and Ysabella aged 13) and a barking mad, very OLD, husband - no improvement there. Collection of cats, dead gerbils and absolutely no goldfish whatsoever. Ask me anything else you want to know, and I might tell you.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Miraculous recovery

Well not really - recovery I mean, but I do feel a helluva lot better than I did. Feel a bit dizzy without alcohol so that must be a good thing and a head start.

So I'm off out with Mad Jane and Lynda Big-Lungs and I shall kill my germs with vodka - and maybe a sly fag.

After all, I have a brand new really slutty pair of high-heeled, leopard skin, platform-soled, ankle-strapped shoes to wear. And they're nearly comfy.

Oh happy days.

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