List of crap excuses

Here's why I haven't blogged for ages

1) I've been to 2 funerals this year

2) I've sat 2 exams - had to defer the third until Easter

3) I have a appalling timetable this semester which means I'm travelling for more hours than I'm being taught

4) I've been spending time with my friend Lynda Big-Lungs who is heartbroken (see 1) above)

5) The PC broke good and proper

6) Jonathan fixed it but I coudn't get on the net

7) It was Theo's 16th and Ysabella's 13th birthday

8) I got very drunk on a Friday, twice, so, to all intents and purposes, missed the Saturday, twice.

7) I'm a lazy cow and currently wallowing in misery (well, everyone needs a hobby.)