And now for something completely different
On Saturday I agreed to take the kids to the 'not-in-the-least-bit-convenient' out of town shopping centre (White Rose in Leeds, in case you're that interested).
As usual we got ready at our normal snappy pace (took 3 of us 2 hours to get dressed) with Theo and I beating Ysabella by a good 10 minutes.
There we were in the kitchen, waiting and shouting, like you do, well like we do anyway, when she eventually thudded downstairs and came into the kitchen to be greeted by both her parents and her older brother totally stunned into silence, which is some achievement in our house.
She had boobs. She didn't have them 2 hours before and now she had a fair sized pair of knockers. For some reason she had decided to pad her 'bra' with loo roll. While Jonathan and Theo eventaully burst out laughing I felt quite sad. She's only 9, where does she get her strange ideas from?
Of course she denied, denied, denied that there was any padding, so I had a quiet word and said the loo roll would rub and make her sore, that she had the perfect figure for her age without enhancements, and tried to get the paedophile message across too. In the end, it was only when she put her coat on that I pointed out that we could no longer see her tits, so there wasn't much point really, that she took the padding out, without ever admitting that there was any in there!
My baby's growing up before her time.
5 Comments:
Oh boy dont they grow up to soon! Charl is 11 wearing a 'bra' but she dont need it really. I hope to god she dont try and pad it :-S
they'll start growing soon - depends on genes, i think.
Everyone on both sides of the family were early developers with big boobs - except me :-(
I have a nine year old little girl I see her when I come up to Yorkshire about once a month she is just the same
I don't mean to be a boring old stick in the mud, but they're still little girls at 9 to me.
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