39 plus vat

So very VERY boring, married (need rescuing by knight in shining armour with huge bank balance and tricky ticker) old woman with 2 kids (Theo aged 16 and Ysabella aged 13) and a barking mad, very OLD, husband - no improvement there. Collection of cats, dead gerbils and absolutely no goldfish whatsoever. Ask me anything else you want to know, and I might tell you.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Well??

Still waiting for MKWM to tell me what I can do with my husband and with 2" of fun Mars bar.

Husband and/or Mars bar and/or 2" does not, in my book, equal fun of any kind.

Unless.....my husband eats the Mars bar and moves further over to his side of the bed to give me an extra 2 inches.

Not exactly fun, but a satisfactory solution.

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