39 plus vat

So very VERY boring, married (need rescuing by knight in shining armour with huge bank balance and tricky ticker) old woman with 2 kids (Theo aged 16 and Ysabella aged 13) and a barking mad, very OLD, husband - no improvement there. Collection of cats, dead gerbils and absolutely no goldfish whatsoever. Ask me anything else you want to know, and I might tell you.

Monday, January 03, 2005

Useless tart

Jonathan made a lovely roast beef dinner tonight. No, really, it was very, very nice - I didn't have to cook, just watch while 'they' ate Yorkshire puds.

Paul came round too.

We got through 1 bottle Cava, 1 bottle Mead (sweet but oh so very yummy,) 1 bottle Champagne, large dollops of Kahlua and then we went to the pub and I had 2 large vodkas.

This is why I don't make New Year's resolutions. It's cos I'm a totally useless, weak-willed, lily-livered tart that doesn't know when to say NO.

I'm a bit pissed again.

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