I need to brag

Still struggling to get all our marks for our semester 1 assessments but......... we have got one confirmed mark for economic awareness and I got the top mark. Oh yes I did. A full 3% more than the poor thick sap that came second.

I am abso-fucking-lutely brilliant me.

Top mark out of 360++ students that did that subject.

I'm so clever, so clever, sooooooooo very very clever.

(Pride comes before a fall)

Buy me big diamonds or emeralds - please.

Oh yeah, and I beat Jonathan by lots.........

Behind the times

Despite being drunk I have managed to notice that my kids have got older. No, really, I have. I'm quite clever for an old woman, you know.

So anyway, if I can work out how to do it, I shall update my thing that says I have children who are 12 and 9 cos they are now 14 and 11.

You know, there's no point rushing these things.

Buy me big diamonds

Happy Valentine's Day??

As if!

I need to prioritise

It's that simple.

And I need to stop drinking.

And I need to lose weight.

Gosh, what a lot I have to look forward to.

Broken hearted

I'm heart broken.

It was Theo's birthday on 31st Jan. He was 14. His long-term girlfriend (8+ months!!) bought him a fab present to go with the present she bought him for Christmas. I was well impressed.

Anyways........ Yesterday she dumped him. He was gutted. Then she was upset because she wished she hadn't dumped him. By that point, he wasn't bothered anymore.

Then she came to talk to him but he didn't want to know. I had a chat with her and the reason she dumped him was cos he wouldn't spend time with her as in the two of them together.

She's heart broken cos she really loved him.

I'm heart broken cos I really liked her.

He's just 14. Ysabella's 11 in just over a week.

I hate being the grown-up.

Anthony Paul Walton

You said I don't mention you very often, so here is one especially for you.

Hello, Anthony, I love you.

Love you lots Mr Walton x x x

That would be Anthony Paul Walton, who I love lots.

Just in case you're not quite sure. Anthony, hello, love you.

See you later Anthony - please don't make me do Max and Paddy's Power of Two workout vid when I'm wearing high heels and have had a few sweet sherries.

And when are you going to make us lunch?

Oh, I think your mum is pretty cool too.

Can I go now?

Help - I need somebody

Help - not just anybody..........

What I need is someone (nice) who lives in Pennsylvania - preferably someone who lives in Indiana.

I need this person to maybe have an email or IM chat with. I want to know what life is like around there.

It's quite important to me, so if anyone can help I would be really delighted.

Thanking you in anticipation x x x